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See ya later, alligator!

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good luck, final girl.

i've never had to write something like this for a website before. i guess i sorta did for twitter but that piece of shit is still alive and kicking.

i hope you get what you deserve

cohost, while not perfect, gave us a glimpse into a better timeline. this place proved that a healthier version of being online was possible. for that i wanna thank not only @staff but also everyone else on here who made cohost feel like home in a time when every other website felt like a gas station mcdonalds bathroom at best.

no one's gonna do your job for you

i'll miss the css crimes and the gimmick accounts and the way it handled tag capitalization and i'll miss :eggbug:eggbug and new garfield and the extremely pleasant light mode color scheme in a sea of dark mode only apps cloaked in that horrendous shade of blue-gray.

anyway, y'all were here. you knew all that already. so for my final sentiment, i'll keep it brief.

after all, that's not how this thing works

fuck stripe and fuck mastercard and everyone else who makes it impossible for a place like cohost to exist. fuck you.


https://underscores.bandcamp.com/track/good-luck-final-girl  



good night, cohost. thanks for keeping it real til the end.


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